Who are you?
(live: 3s)[(stop:)[[Uhh]]]
(live: 4s)[(stop:)**(click your dialogues, guess which they are)**]I said, who are you?
(live: 3s)[(stop:)[[I don't know]]]Why wouldn't you know?
(live: 3s)[(stop:)[[Uhh, why would I?]]]Fair, but you *do* exist, right?
(live: 3s)[(stop:)[[I think so...]]](text-colour:red)[*That's some pretty solid evidence*]
(live: 2s)[(stop:)RENÉ DESCARTES???]
(live: 3s)[(stop:)[[WHAT]]](live: 1s)[(stop:)WELCOME TO THE LAND OF THE FOOLS]
(live: 4s)[(stop:)HERE SHALL YOU REST, OR,]
(live: 7s)[(stop:)NO... NOT REST]
(live: 10s)[(stop:) YOU JUST WOKE UP, NOW,]
(live: 11s)[(stop:).](live: 12s)[(stop:).](live: 13s)[(stop:).]
(live: 15s)[(stop:)WHERE DID YOU WAKE UP?]
(live: 17s)[(stop:)
[[Uhh, I don't know, also wasn't I already awake?]] ]THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT, SIR, YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE.
(live: 5s)[(stop:)or do you?]
(live: 7s)[(stop:)[[or do I?]]](text-colour:cyan)[* YOUR LOCATION WILL NOW BE DETERMINED*]
(set: $regionID = (random: 1, 5))(set: $locationID = (random: 1, 4))(if: $regionID is 1)[(set: $regionName to "Valtarya")](if: $regionID is 2)[(set: $regionName to "Myrvann")](if: $regionID is 3)[(set: $regionName to "Golden Peaks")]
(if: $regionID is 4)[(set: $regionName to "Ashmoon")](if: $regionID is 5)[(set: $regionName to "Zalya")](if: $locationID is 1)[(set: $locationDir to "North")](if: $locationID is 2)[(set: $locationDir to "South")](if: $locationID is 3)[(set: $locationDir to "West")](if: $locationID is 4)[(set: $locationDir to "East")](live: 1s)[(stop:).] (live: 2s)[(stop:).] (live: 3s)[(stop:).]
(live: 4s)[(stop:)* you rolled $regionID in (text-colour:purple)[region] ($regionName), you are now somewhere specific decided by random*]
(live: 6s)[(stop:)* you rolled $locationID in (text-colour:purple)[location], ($locationDir $regionName) you are now somewhere random in your current region*]
(live: 8s)[(stop:)*events will also be determined by random*]
(live: 9s)[(stop:)(if: $regionID is 1 and $locationDir is "North")[[Okay|North Valtarya]](if: $regionID is 1 and $locationDir is "South")[[Okay|South Valtarya]](if: $regionID is 1 and $locationDir is "West")[[Okay|West Valtarya]](if: $regionID is 1 and $locationDir is "East")[[Okay|East Valtarya]](if: $regionID is 2 and $locationDir is "North")[[Okay|North Myrvann]](if: $regionID is 2 and $locationDir is "South")[[Okay|South Myrvann]](if: $regionID is 2 and $locationDir is "West")[[Okay|West Myrvann]](if: $regionID is 2 and $locationDir is "East")[[Okay|East Myrvann]](if: $regionID is 3 and $locationDir is "North")[[Okay|North Golden Peaks]](if: $regionID is 3 and $locationDir is "South")[[Okay|South Golden Peaks]](if: $regionID is 3 and $locationDir is "West")[[Okay|West Golden Peaks]](if: $regionID is 3 and $locationDir is "East")[[Okay|East Golden Peaks]](if: $regionID is 4 and $locationDir is "North")[[Okay|North Ashmoon]](if: $regionID is 4 and $locationDir is "South")[[Okay|South Ashmoon]](if: $regionID is 4 and $locationDir is "West")[[Okay|West Ashmoon]](if: $regionID is 4 and $locationDir is "East")[[Okay|East Ashmoon]](if: $regionID is 5 and $locationDir is "North")[[Okay|North Zalya]](if: $regionID is 5 and $locationDir is "South")[[Okay|South Zalya]](if: $regionID is 5 and $locationDir is "West")[[Okay|West Zalya]](if: $regionID is 5 and $locationDir is "East")[[Okay|East Zalya]]](text-colour: red)[Narrator]: YOU ARE IN THE NORTHERN PART OF VALTARYA, YOU ARE COOKED, FOR THIS PART OF THE CONTINENT IS THE MOST MILITARY ADVANCED, HOSTILE, AND UTTERLY HORRIBLE. OTHERS WOULD CALL THIS PLACE, (live: 10s)[(stop:)uhh,]
(live: 12s)[(stop:)AWFUL, BLEAK, BROKEN, BORING, CURSED, CHAOTIC, CRAMPED, DECAYED, DECREPIT, DIRTY, DINGY, DISGUSTING, DISMAL, DREARY, DUSTY, EMPTY, FILTHY, FRIGHTENING, GRIM, HARSH, HAZARDOUS, HAUNTED, HOPELESS, HORRIBLE, INFESTED, ISOLATED, LOUSY, MOLDY, NEGLECTED, NOXIOUS, POLLUTED, POOR, ROTTEN, RUNDOWN, SHABBY, SHODDY, SMELLY, UNPLEASANT, UNSTABLE, UNWELCOMING, WRETCHED. BUT THOSE NAMES ARE ONLY GIVEN BY PEOPLE WHO HAVE LISTED NEGATIVE ADJECTIVES STRAIGHT OUT OF A DICTIONARY.]
(live: 20s)[(stop:)[[sure buddy|NVStart]]](text-colour: red)[Narrator]: YOU ARE IN THE SOUTHERN PART OF VALTARYA, YOU ARE FUCKED, FOR THIS PLACE IS WHERE THE WORST SIDE OF THE WAR IS HAPPENING BETWEEN VALTARYA
AND MYRVANN, THERE'S DEATH... UHH, VIOLENCE AND SHIT(live: 7s)[(stop:).](live: 8s)[(stop:).](live: 9s)[(stop:).]
(live: 10s)[(stop:)LIKE, DUDE, YOU GONNA GET KILLED, PROBABLY]
(live: 12s)[(stop:)[[sure buddy|SVStart]]](text-colour: red)[Narrator]: YOU ARE IN THE WEST PART OF VALTARYA, WHICH IS NEXT TO THE NORTHERN GOLDEN PEAKS
(live: 5s)[(stop:)(text-style: "bold")[so?]]
(live: 7s)[(stop:)SO, UHH, THERE ARE WOLVES AND... BEARS AND SHIT?] (live: 11s)[(stop:)BEWARE OF THOSE, I GUESS.]
(live: 14s)[(stop:)(text-style: "bold")[there's shit in there?]]
(live: 17s)[(stop:)EW, NO! I MEAN, UHH, I GUESS THERE *IS* SHIT, BUT I DON'T MEAN THAT THERE IS SHIT, I MEAN THAT THERE'S...] (live: 21s)[(stop:)STUFF]
(live: 24s)[(stop:)(text-style: "bold")[aww :(]]
(live: 26s)[(stop:)[[OK|WVStart]]]are you sure?
(live: 2s)[(stop:)[[Yeah, I was here and... uhh, now I'm not?]]] (text-colour: red)[Narrator]: YOU ARE IN THE EAST PART OF VALTARYA, YOU ARE... (live: 3s)[(stop:)PROBABLY NOT THAT COOKED,] (live: 5s)[(stop:)I MEAN, YOU ARE NEXT TO THE EAST-NORTHERN PART OF MYRVANN, BUT THE WAR ISN'T SO BAD THERE]
(live: 8s)[(stop:)[[OK|EVStart]]] (text-colour: red)[Narrator]: YOU ARE IN THE NORTHERN PART OF MYRVANN. BASICALLY, YOU ARE COOKED,
(live: 3s)[(stop:)BECAUSE HERE'S WHERE THE WAR IS HAPPENING, BETWEEN VALTARYA
AND MYRVANN.]
(live: 5s)[(stop:) LET'S JUST SAY YOU'RE IN THE LESS MILITARY DEVELOPED PART OF THE WAR, YOU MIGHT NOT BE *THAT* IN DANGER, BUT YOU STILL ARE KINDA FUCKED.]
(live: 7s)[(stop:)[[ok sure|NMStart]]] (text-colour: red)[Narrator]: YOU ARE IN THE SOUTHERN PART OF MYRVANN, YOU ARE VERY LUCKY, I THINK, UNLESS YOU DON'T LIKE ORC TRIBES OR HUNGRY WILDERNESS, YOU MIGHT BE SAFE, FOR NOW.
(live: 7s)[(stop:)[[fuck ok sure|SMStart]]] (text-colour: red)[Narrator]: YOU ARE IN WEST MYRVANN, YOU ARE... UHH, YOU ARE COOKED, BECAUSE, UHH, (live: 4s)[(stop:)*checks notes**]
(live: 6s)[(stop:)BECAUSE THERE'S... LIKE, WOLVES, ORCS AND SHIT, LIKE, NOT *IN* THERE, BUT, LIKE, YOU'RE NEXT TO SOUTH GOLDEN PEAKS, AND THAT'S WHERE THE STUFF IS,] (live: 10s)[(stop:)uhh,] (live: 11s)[(stop:)
SO THAT'S THAT.]
(live: 14s)[(stop:)[[boooring|WMStart]]](text-colour: red)[Narrator]: YOU ARE IN EAST MYRVANN, BE GRATEFUL, (live: 3s)[(stop:)UNLESS, OF COURSE,] (live: 5s)[(stop:)YOU'RE BOTHERED BY WEIRD CREATURES COMING FROM THE WEST AND NORTH OF ASHMOON,] (live: 8s)[(stop:)BUT APART FROM THAT, EAST MYRVANN IS A STRATEGIC POINT FOR MILITARY TROOPS AGAINST VALTARYA]
(live: 14s)[(text-style: "bold")[(stop:)what are you even talking about bro]]
(live: 17s)[(stop:)(text-color: red)[Narrator]: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT?] (live: 19s)[(stop:)THE WAR??]
(live: 21s)[(stop:)(text-style: "bold")[what war? how am I supposed to know that?]]
(live: 24s)[(stop:)(text-color: red)[Narrator]: DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING?]
(live: 26s)[(stop:)(text-style: "bold")[No??]]
(live: 27s)[(stop:)[[>>>|EMStart]]](text-color: red)[Narrator]: YOU ARE IN THE NORTHERN GOLDEN PEAKS, HERE BE MOUNTAINS, AND... UHH, (live: 4s)[(stop:)CAVES?] (live: 5.5s)[(stop:)PROBABLY]
(live: 9s)[(text-style: "bold")[(stop:)do you even know about the places you're supposed to know about?]]
(live: 14s)[(stop:)(text-color: red)[Narrator]: I AM A FOURTY-FIVE THOUSAND YEAR OLD ENTITY, I HAVE FAR MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO REMEMBER]
(live: 17s)[(stop:)[[lame ahh|NGStart]]](text-color: red)[Narrator]: YOU ARE IN THE SOUTH OF GOLDEN PEAKS, HERE ARE MOUNTAINS AND... CAVES.
(live: 5s)[(stop:)(text-style: "bold")[cool, what difference does it have with the northern part?]]
(live: 9s)[(stop:)(text-color: red)[Narrator]: THE SOUTH OF GOLDEN PEAKS IS SLIGHTLY LESS COLDER THAN THE NORTH, AND IT ALSO HAS A SLIGHTLY LOWER ELEVATION COMPARED TO THE NORTH.]
(live: 13s)[(stop:)(text-color: red)[Narrator]: AND THERE ARE LESS CREATURES]
(live: 17s)[(stop:)[[so there are creatures?|SGStart]]](text-color: red)[Narrator]: YOU ARE IN WEST GOLDEN PEAKS, IN BETWEEN HIGH POINTS OF ALTITUDE TO THE NORTH AND MORE BORING LOWER POINTS OF ALTITUDE TO THE SOUTH, THE WINDS HERE WILL NOT BE HEAVY COMPARED TO THE NORTH.
(live: 8s)[(stop:)(text-style: "bold")[why is it called Golden Peaks if there's snow and cold temperature? wouldn't it be better if it was called Snowy Peaks?]]
(live: 14s)[(stop:)(text-color: red)[Narrator]: SHUT UP]
(live: 17s)[(stop:)[[ok|WGStart]]](text-color: red)[Narrator]: YOU ARE IN NORTH ASHMOON, HERE BE CREATURES OF ALL KINDS, TALKING TREES AND CRACKHEAD FAIRIES MAY TRY TO TOUCH YOU, BUT WORRY NOT, THE GOON GNOMES WILL PROTECT YOU
(live: 6s)[(stop:)[[what|NAStart]]](text-color: red)[Narrator]: YOU ARE IN SOUTH ASHMOON, HERE LAY THE SLEEPING TREES, THE CHANTING WORMS AND DANCE THE MUSLIM GOBLINS
(live: 5s)[(stop:)[[the what|SAStart]]](text-color: red)[Narrator]: YOU ARE IN WEST ASHMOON, HERE THE SMALL ORC TRIBES FROM MYRVANN PUT THEIR TENTS DURING HOLIDAY SEASON, HERE THE CARNIVOUR DUCKS EAT THE CROCODILES AND HERE IT IS SAID FOR THE DEAD ORC EMPEROR TO FORM ALLIANCE WITH THE ELVES.
(live: 6s)[(stop:)[[dead emperor?|WAStart]]](text-color: red)[Narrator]: YOU ARE IN EAST ASHMOON, HERE THE ELVES STAY HIDDEN AWAY FROM VALTARYAN BORDERS, NOT KNOWING MYRVANN HAS ALREADY TOOK PART OF THE VALTARYAN LAND AND ISOLATED THE ELF LAND FROM THE RED EMPIRE. HERE ELF TROOPS ARE RECRUITED AND THE WISE ARE PROTECTED.
(live: 6s)[(stop:)[[red empire?|EAStart]]](text-color: red)[Narrator]: YOU ARE IN EASTERN GOLDEN PEAKS, YOU ARE CLOSER TO VALTARYA AND MYRVANN, AS LONG AS TROOPS DON'T GET THE IMPULSE TO EXPLORE THE MOUNTAINS, YOU'RE SAFE, FOR NOW.
(live: 10s)[(stop:)THAT IF THE WOLVES DON'T EAT YOU, OF COURSE]
(live: 13s)[(stop:)[[bro|EGStart]]](text-color: red)[Narrator]: AHOY THERE! ’TIS THE ISLAND OF THE PIRATES, IN THE NORTH OF ZALYA. HERE, THE SHIPS POINT THEIR CANNONS TOWARD SOUTHERN MYRVANN AND INVADE THE MYRVANN PORTS EVERY NOW AND THEN.
(live: 6s)[(stop:)[[am I cooked|NZStart]]](text-color: red)[Narrator] AHOY THERE! ’TIS THE ISLAND OF THE PIRATES. BUT HERE LIE NOT THE OFFENSIVE GUNS, THE WARSHIPS BE IN THE NORTH. HERE, IN THE SOUTH, THE PIRATES FEAST, LIVE, HIDE THEIR TREASURES, REPAIR THEIR SHIPS, AND PLOT THEIR ATTACKS.
(live: 6s)[(stop:)[[ok i guess i'm not that cooked|SZStart]]](text-color: red)[Narrator]: AHOY THERE! 'TIS THE PIRATE ISLAND, BUT HERE THE PIRATES NEITHER SLEEP NOR ATTACK, FOR HERE THE JUNGLE RESTS AND HIDES ITS MYSTERIES, HERE PRISONERS ARE BURIED AND THE EXPLORERS EXPLORE (AND RARELY RETURN).
(live: 6s)[(stop:)[[ok|WZStart]]](text-color: red)[Narrator] AHOY THERE! HERE IN THE EAST OF ZALYA THE PIRATES SELL AND TRADE, THE MERCHANTS MAKE THEIR GOLD FAIRLY AND THE RICHEST FROM VALTARYA COME TO BUY, HERE SOMETHING SIMILAR TO A GOVERNMENT TAKES PLACE AND BUSINESSES ARE DONE.
(live: 7s)[(stop:)[[sure, sounds kinda weird|EZStart]]](text-colour:red)[(text-size:5)[AZERITHON]]
(live: 3s)[(stop:)(text-size: 2)[*A TALE OF LANDS AND WAR*]]
(live: 5s)[(stop:)[[Start|Zork]]]
(live: 6s)[(stop:)[[Skip Intro (boooo) |or do I?]]]
(live: 7.5s)[(stop:)[[Start configuration (only if you played before, this is cheating, well, not really cheating but... idk)|Choose place]]]Here you can choose the starting location, normally the location would be chosen by random.
Choose a region:
[[Valtarya]]
[[Myrvann]]
[[Golden Peaks]]
[[Zalya]]
[[Ashmoon]]Choose a cardinal point:
[[North|North Valtarya]]
[[South|South Valtarya]]
[[West|West Valtarya]]
[[East|East Valtarya]] Choose a cardinal point:
[[North|North Myrvann]]
[[South|South Myrvann]]
[[West|West Myrvann]]
[[East|East Myrvann]] Choose a cardinal point:
[[North|North Golden Peaks]]
[[South|South Golden Peaks]]
[[West|West Golden Peaks]]
[[East|East Golden Peaks]] Choose a cardinal point:
[[North|North Zalya]]
[[South|South Zalya]]
[[West|West Zalya]]
[[East|East Zalya]] Choose a cardinal point:
[[North|North Ashmoon]]
[[South|South Ashmoon]]
[[West|West Ashmoon]]
[[East|East Ashmoon]]